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Remember when Dirty Harry Reid came to work with a black eye and bruises.  He was pummeled by his drunken brother but blamed his injuries on a faulty exercise machine elastic band.
Well now he's in court, suing the maker of the exercise equipment.  What a turd is he!!

FROM FOX News:
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/former-...retirement

"Was former U.S. Sen. Harry Reid a victim of a faulty exercise device -- or of his own failure to learn how to use it properly?

That's what a jury will decide in a trial now underway in Nevada over Reid's lawsuit, in which he claims he took a nasty fall when a TheraBand exercise device slipped from his hands in January 2015.

”I hurt myself really bad,” Reid, 79, who now uses a wheelchair, testified Thursday. “I just knew that I was hurt, and I needed to get some help.”

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Reid is blind in his right eye since the accident, which he blamed on an “unreasonably dangerous” elastic physical resistance band.

He also claims that because of his injuries his U.S. Senate career was cut short. Reid, a Democrat, retired as Senate minority leader in January 2017 after serving in the Senate for 30 years.

But Laurin Quiat, an attorney for TheraBand, made by Hygenic Corp. of Ohio, said Reid is to blame for his own injuries because he simply misused the product."
Anon
Sorry, but this is where my mind went after reading about Harry Reid's fall from grace due to a rubber band attack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc-t5QcZO40
(03-30-2019, 08:51 AM)SlowLoris Wrote: [ -> ]Anon
Sorry, but this is where my mind went after reading about Harry Reid's fall from grace due to a rubber band attack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc-t5QcZO40

Chuckle
Here is my rubber band shooter, LOL


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Like who wouldn't know that an elastic band would have some snap?
(03-30-2019, 02:33 PM)sivil Wrote: [ -> ]Like who wouldn't know that an elastic band would have some snap?

YUP,
You should feel the snap from MY rubber band shooter! Smileyfud
warning click bait:

When the rubber band is
just not heavy duty enough
for the job at hand
Jptdknpa