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God I need it, I’m a bit grumpy.
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Today:
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If anyone is thinking about robbing my house:....
I have boobies,..
Also,....Redneck neighbors (like the ones in Deliverance)......virgins also.
......Three coons that take care of the place at night. (Raccoons).....
......Two Sheppard’s that like to hump your leg after they eat....you.
......And a crazy son in law that will probably be testing the accuracy of my firearms after entertaining his crack whores.
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Don ' t get any on Ya Ron .


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(03-18-2019, 04:17 AM)Heir Wrote: [ -> ]Don ' t get any on Ya Ron .


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Not a chance, my wife is going, that makes it an absolute impossibility that I will have any sex whatsoever.
(03-18-2019, 04:52 AM)Capnron Wrote: [ -> ]
(03-18-2019, 04:17 AM)Heir Wrote: [ -> ]Don ' t get any on Ya Ron .


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Not a chance, my wife is going, that makes it an absolute impossibility that I will have any sex whatsoever.

Chuckle
(03-18-2019, 04:01 AM)Capnron Wrote: [ -> ]If anyone is thinking about robbing my house:....
I have boobies,..
Also,....Redneck neighbors (like the ones in Deliverance)......virgins also.
......Three coons that take care of the place at night. (Raccoons).....
......Two Sheppard’s that like to hump your leg after they eat....you.
......And a crazy son in law that will probably be testing the accuracy of my firearms after entertaining his crack whores.
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Do you still leave the front door key under the welcome mat? Just wondering.....
Well . . . Maybe Wife will change Her tune with all the Pheromone filled air at the Can . ' bout the sexiest place in all of Old Meh He Co .

And some peeps cheat .

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Enjoy the break , either way .


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(03-18-2019, 08:39 AM)sivil Wrote: [ -> ]
(03-18-2019, 04:01 AM)Capnron Wrote: [ -> ]If anyone is thinking about robbing my house:....
I have boobies,..
Also,....Redneck neighbors (like the ones in Deliverance)......virgins also.
......Three coons that take care of the place at night. (Raccoons).....
......Two Sheppard’s that like to hump your leg after they eat....you.
......And a crazy son in law that will probably be testing the accuracy of my firearms after entertaining his crack whores.
Party22
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Do you still leave the front door key under the welcome mat?  Just wondering.....
No it’s under the flower pot. Back door.
Has a pound of tanerite and bb’s with a pressure trigger.
(03-18-2019, 04:01 AM)Capnron Wrote: [ -> ]If anyone is thinking about robbing my house:....
I have boobies,..
Also,....Redneck neighbors (like the ones in Deliverance)......virgins also.
......Three coons that take care of the place at night. (Raccoons).....
......Two Sheppard’s that like to hump your leg after they eat....you.
......And a crazy son in law that will probably be testing the accuracy of my firearms after entertaining his crack whores.
Party22
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Trespassers will be eaten!

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