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Gonna be late for work tomorrow.

This winter is gonna suck!
(11-16-2018, 12:36 AM)Twaddle Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-16-2018, 12:29 AM)Highlander Wrote: [ -> ]Gonna be late for work tomorrow.

This winter is gonna suck!

Ya ready, Penn station is closed. They've never seen snow before apparently.
The place is stuffed with bodies going nowhere.

I had 2 feet of snow on my car when I got out of work.
Drift stuff, but 2 feet. I think we got close to 12 inches from 2 to 7 pm.

While cleaning off my car, I twisted my ankle, fell into oncoming traffic.
Torqued my knee and back in the process.
Hauled myself up and held onto my car antennae for dear life as the car went by.
Had no snow shoes. Feet soaked.
As I drove off, I turn on my wipers,.... The one ifo my side, not working... Oh yeah.
Then the car feels weird...
I pull over, clean the window off, and notice my front driver side tire is almost flat.
It's pouring icy wet rain. Accidents all over.
I limped the car home on side side streets with the window open hanging my head out like a dog, so I could frigging see where I was going.

No way was I shoveling when I got home.
My ankle is huge and I cannot put weight on it.

BAM. I win
Facepalm

Do you have a man to help you fix that?
(11-16-2018, 12:36 AM)Twaddle Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-16-2018, 12:29 AM)Highlander Wrote: [ -> ]Gonna be late for work tomorrow.

This winter is gonna suck!

Ya ready, Penn station is closed. They've never seen snow before apparently.
The place is stuffed with bodies going nowhere.

I had 2 feet of snow on my car when I got out of work.
Drift stuff, but 2 feet. I think we got close to 12 inches from 2 to 7 pm.

While cleaning off my car, I twisted my ankle, fell into oncoming traffic.
Torqued my knee and back in the process.
Hauled myself up and held onto my car antennae for dear life as the car went by.
Had no snow shoes. Feet soaked.
As I drove off, I turn on my wipers,.... The one ifo my side, not working... Oh yeah.
Then the car feels weird...
I pull over, clean the window off, and notice my front driver side tire is almost flat.
It's pouring icy wet rain. Accidents all over.
I limped the car home on side side streets with the window open hanging my head out like a dog, so I could frigging see where I was going.

No way was I shoveling when I got home.
My ankle is huge and I cannot put weight on it.

BAM. I win
Facepalm

Yea I saw Port Authority was closed on the news. Penn closed? Thats nuts....

Ive never seen a storm like this....It literaly flipped. We have like 6 inches up here....Prolly 8 by tomorrow AM.
All the sudden Dutchess Ulster counties down to the City getting slammed.

Good luck. Heartflowers Heartflowers

Ice and elevate your ankle. Take 600 mg of Ibuprofin.
(11-16-2018, 12:36 AM)Twaddle Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-16-2018, 12:29 AM)Highlander Wrote: [ -> ]Gonna be late for work tomorrow.

This winter is gonna suck!

Ya ready, Penn station is closed. They've never seen snow before apparently.
The place is stuffed with bodies going nowhere.

I had 2 feet of snow on my car when I got out of work.
Drift stuff, but 2 feet. I think we got close to 12 inches from 2 to 7 pm.

While cleaning off my car, I twisted my ankle, fell into oncoming traffic.
Torqued my knee and back in the process.
Hauled myself up and held onto my car antennae for dear life as the car went by.
Had no snow shoes. Feet soaked.
As I drove off, I turn on my wipers,.... The one ifo my side, not working... Oh yeah.
Then the car feels weird...
I pull over, clean the window off, and notice my front driver side tire is almost flat.
It's pouring icy wet rain. Accidents all over.
I limped the car home on side side streets with the window open hanging my head out like a dog, so I could frigging see where I was going.

No way was I shoveling when I got home.
My ankle is huge and I cannot put weight on it.

BAM. I win
Facepalm

Aww you poor thing. :(

I hope you have a neighbor or someone to help with the shoveling.
I love winter, I love spring, I love summer and I love Autumn too.
(11-16-2018, 12:45 AM)Highlander Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-16-2018, 12:36 AM)Twaddle Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-16-2018, 12:29 AM)Highlander Wrote: [ -> ]Gonna be late for work tomorrow.

This winter is gonna suck!

Ya ready, Penn station is closed. They've never seen snow before apparently.
The place is stuffed with bodies going nowhere.

I had 2 feet of snow on my car when I got out of work.
Drift stuff, but 2 feet. I think we got close to 12 inches from 2 to 7 pm.

While cleaning off my car, I twisted my ankle, fell into oncoming traffic.
Torqued my knee and back in the process.
Hauled myself up and held onto my car antennae for dear life as the car went by.
Had no snow shoes. Feet soaked.
As I drove off, I turn on my wipers,.... The one ifo my side, not working... Oh yeah.
Then the car feels weird...
I pull over, clean the window off, and notice my front driver side tire is almost flat.
It's pouring icy wet rain. Accidents all over.
I limped the car home on side side streets with the window open hanging my head out like a dog, so I could frigging see where I was going.

No way was I shoveling when I got home.
My ankle is huge and I cannot put weight on it.

BAM. I win
Facepalm

Yea I saw Port Authority was closed on the news. Penn closed? Thats nuts....

Ive never seen a storm like this....It literaly flipped. We have like 6 inches up here....Prolly 8 by tomorrow AM.
All the sudden Dutchess Ulster counties down to the City getting slammed.

Good luck.  Heartflowers  Heartflowers

Ice and elevate your ankle. Take 600 mg of Ibuprofin.

Chuckle  She is a medical professional.
(11-16-2018, 12:57 AM)Debauchery Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-16-2018, 12:45 AM)Highlander Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-16-2018, 12:36 AM)Twaddle Wrote: [ -> ]Ya ready, Penn station is closed. They've never seen snow before apparently.
The place is stuffed with bodies going nowhere.

I had 2 feet of snow on my car when I got out of work.
Drift stuff, but 2 feet. I think we got close to 12 inches from 2 to 7 pm.

While cleaning off my car, I twisted my ankle, fell into oncoming traffic.
Torqued my knee and back in the process.
Hauled myself up and held onto my car antennae for dear life as the car went by.
Had no snow shoes. Feet soaked.
As I drove off, I turn on my wipers,.... The one ifo my side, not working... Oh yeah.
Then the car feels weird...
I pull over, clean the window off, and notice my front driver side tire is almost flat.
It's pouring icy wet rain. Accidents all over.
I limped the car home on side side streets with the window open hanging my head out like a dog, so I could frigging see where I was going.

No way was I shoveling when I got home.
My ankle is huge and I cannot put weight on it.

BAM. I win
Facepalm

Yea I saw Port Authority was closed on the news. Penn closed? Thats nuts....

Ive never seen a storm like this....It literaly flipped. We have like 6 inches up here....Prolly 8 by tomorrow AM.
All the sudden Dutchess Ulster counties down to the City getting slammed.

Good luck.  Heartflowers  Heartflowers

Ice and elevate your ankle. Take 600 mg of Ibuprofin.

Chuckle  She is a medical professional.

oh....... Facepalm

Anon

I feel bad for her. The City wasnt ready for this.
(11-16-2018, 01:00 AM)Highlander Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-16-2018, 12:57 AM)Debauchery Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-16-2018, 12:45 AM)Highlander Wrote: [ -> ]Yea I saw Port Authority was closed on the news. Penn closed? Thats nuts....

Ive never seen a storm like this....It literaly flipped. We have like 6 inches up here....Prolly 8 by tomorrow AM.
All the sudden Dutchess Ulster counties down to the City getting slammed.

Good luck.  Heartflowers  Heartflowers

Ice and elevate your ankle. Take 600 mg of Ibuprofin.

Chuckle  She is a medical professional.

oh....... Facepalm

Anon

I feel bad for her. The City wasnt ready for this.

I was a fitness trainer for years...My answer for everything is Ice and Ibu.

Chuckle
(11-16-2018, 01:00 AM)Highlander Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-16-2018, 12:57 AM)Debauchery Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-16-2018, 12:45 AM)Highlander Wrote: [ -> ]Yea I saw Port Authority was closed on the news. Penn closed? Thats nuts....

Ive never seen a storm like this....It literaly flipped. We have like 6 inches up here....Prolly 8 by tomorrow AM.
All the sudden Dutchess Ulster counties down to the City getting slammed.

Good luck.  Heartflowers  Heartflowers

Ice and elevate your ankle. Take 600 mg of Ibuprofin.

Chuckle  She is a medical professional.

oh....... Facepalm

Anon

I feel bad for her. The City wasnt ready for this.

Ditto.

I'd help her if she were my neighbor.

We got some snow here in Indiana but not much, just enough to make hubs have to shovel the driveway a bit and get it sanded. I'm expecting a nasty winter but I could be wrong.
(11-16-2018, 01:01 AM)Highlander Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-16-2018, 01:00 AM)Highlander Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-16-2018, 12:57 AM)Debauchery Wrote: [ -> ]Chuckle  She is a medical professional.

oh....... Facepalm

Anon

I feel bad for her. The City wasnt ready for this.

I was a fitness trainer for years...My answer for everything is Ice and Ibu.

Chuckle

Mine is ignoring the injury and pushing myself until it's so bad I have to see a doc. Chuckle
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