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(10-05-2018, 03:42 AM)Debauchery Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-05-2018, 03:39 AM)Road Glide Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-05-2018, 03:32 AM)~mc~ Wrote: [ -> ]Just got home :)

Just getting home from work at 12:33 am?  Gals shouldn't have to work hours like that.  You're a Rockstar.

Shit ain't like it used to be in this Country and it's a shame.

She can quit her job and come live with me, in my house I mean. lol.

I'm sure hubby wouldn't mind.  Chuckle

This could end up being an epic MTV reality show. Yeah3
(10-05-2018, 03:47 AM)~mc~ Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-05-2018, 03:42 AM)Debauchery Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-05-2018, 03:39 AM)Road Glide Wrote: [ -> ]Just getting home from work at 12:33 am?  Gals shouldn't have to work hours like that.  You're a Rockstar.

Shit ain't like it used to be in this Country and it's a shame.

She can quit her job and come live with me, in my house I mean. lol.

I'm sure hubby wouldn't mind.  Chuckle

Is there good photography opportunities there ?

Chuckle

Yes, yes there is. Yeah3

Road Glide is excited. Lmao

~mc~

(10-05-2018, 03:52 AM)Debauchery Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-05-2018, 03:47 AM)~mc~ Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-05-2018, 03:42 AM)Debauchery Wrote: [ -> ]She can quit her job and come live with me, in my house I mean. lol.

I'm sure hubby wouldn't mind.  Chuckle

Is there good photography opportunities there ?

Chuckle

Yes, yes there is.  Yeah3

Road Glide is excited.  Lmao

I’m off to start packing

RG said I can’t work late nights anymore so I gotta goooo

Troll2
(10-05-2018, 03:52 AM)Debauchery Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-05-2018, 03:47 AM)~mc~ Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-05-2018, 03:42 AM)Debauchery Wrote: [ -> ]She can quit her job and come live with me, in my house I mean. lol.

I'm sure hubby wouldn't mind.  Chuckle

Is there good photography opportunities there ?

Chuckle

Yes, yes there is.  Yeah3

Road Glide is excited.  Lmao


chicken



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(10-05-2018, 03:55 AM)~mc~ Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-05-2018, 03:52 AM)Debauchery Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-05-2018, 03:47 AM)~mc~ Wrote: [ -> ]Is there good photography opportunities there ?

Chuckle

Yes, yes there is.  Yeah3

Road Glide is excited.  Lmao

I’m off to start packing

RG said I can’t work late nights anymore so I gotta goooo

Troll2

Damn Right! Seriously... who the hell want's a sandwich at 1 am? 1dunno1




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(10-04-2018, 10:39 PM)Road Glide Wrote: [ -> ]That's right, fuck eggs!  Especially the fresh ones.

Went to the store today and purchased three dozen Egglands Best eggs and boiled them because I needed to make 40 + deviled eggs tonight.  Half of those bastards didn't peel worth a shit and there is no way I'm sending deviled eggs that look like a fucking amateur made them to my ole ladies work. So the dogs had a great dinner tonight.

I didn't fall of the turnip wagon yesterday and know that fresh eggs when boiled are a bitch to peel, so I said fuck it I bet Dollar General get's the left over older eggs.  Off to Dollar General I go to buy more eggs.  Sure enough every one of those Dollar General eggs peeled like a champ.

Did I mention fuck eggs?

Anyhow, deviled eggs are made and I must say they taste pretty damn good.

First world problems.....   Lmao




Oh... and fuck fresh eggs.  Did I say that already?

Pro tip I learned from Mr. Wonderful:

After they're done and you're running cold water over them - with some water in the pan SHAKE THE POT BACK AND FORTH TO BREAK / CRACK THE SHELLS....then, let them sit in cold water (refreshing as it warms up from the eggs heat). REALLY helps. Once in awhile I'll get a stubborn one, but this is pretty fool proof.

And, I did read an article a few years ago that older eggs are best for hard boiling. I don't pay much attention to that though.
(10-04-2018, 11:01 PM)dazedb42 Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-04-2018, 10:58 PM)Road Glide Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-04-2018, 10:54 PM)dazedb42 Wrote: [ -> ]Baking Soda my friend.

https://www.leaf.tv/articles/how-to-boil...king-soda/

I need to try that with fresh eggs.

It works a treat. The baking soda increases the alkalinity of the shells which makes them separate from the membrane easier. Science bitches!!  

Anyone who has kept chickens knows the pain of trying to peel fresh eggs.

I have chickens, which means I have fresh eggs. I love deviled eggs. I don't have a problem with the shells sticking to the egg white.

My method is... add eggs and water, bring to a boil, turn off the burner, set the timer to 15 minutes, pour off the water, run cold water over the eggs, then peel them.

I have wondered why other people have such a hard time peeling eggs. Now I know!

I have well water that is high in mineral content, very alkaline. Drinks Chuckle

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(10-05-2018, 01:24 AM)VonLud Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-05-2018, 01:17 AM)Road Glide Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-05-2018, 12:57 AM)VonLud Wrote: [ -> ]
Go easy Eggy/

Not everyone was born with the ability to understand and speak gibberish.  
I think you would be a good addition to the forum if you could fucking communicate on a level above a boulder humping troglodyte that thinks they are being forum cool by spewing unintelligible nonsense.

Fair enough.

I can only stand all y'all s  banal, insipid, spirit-withering posts...

When I am fucking Hammered. Like a copper mirror.

I am not trying to be cool.

I am trying to draw some responses that I won't find at the fukin Ladies Bridge Club Down by the Wally World.

Nope, Just Boiled Fucking Eggs

Jesus Christ on A Rubber Crutch Bro.

IF you Don't Like It GTFO

There is a ladies bridge club down by the Wally World?

Who knew? Drinks

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I have not eaten eggs in about 12 years now.
The smell of them makes me want to gag. I must have developed
some kind of egg or sulphur allergy because the effect is immediate and also headache.

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Add vinegar to the water, then boil. Also, some salt.
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