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(10-04-2018, 11:11 PM)Road Glide Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-04-2018, 11:04 PM)Frayed Knot Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-04-2018, 10:47 PM)Highlander Wrote: [ -> ]I eat 3-6 eggs every day...I buy Egglands best also. Theyre awesome...SCRAMBLED...but you are right...You cant peel the hard boiled eggs without taking chunks out of the damn things.

Thought it was just me.

Chuckle

Turn the carton upside down overnite.  Yolks in center everytime.

What egg wizardry is this??

We bought those "egglet" things on "as seen on TV" and what a fucking hassle and mess.  Some jackass is laughing their ass all the way to the bank.  No it was not my idea to buy the "egglets" it was the ole ladies.  It's why I cringe when she goes shopping with out me to keep her in check.

Fuck me.. oh and fuck eggs.     Facepalm

Microwaved eggs... Yuush .

Microwaved anything for that matter. No.
(10-04-2018, 11:18 PM)Octopus Prime Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-04-2018, 11:16 PM)Road Glide Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-04-2018, 11:07 PM)Octopus Prime Wrote: [ -> ]Put the eggs in cold water, then bring to a boil. Boil for one minute and cut the heat off...allow to cool in cold water.  Peels like a champ and perfectly boiled. We gather eggs every day and never have a problem...

Boil for one minute?!

No thanks, I detest a runny or soft yolk.

I always start the eggs off in cold salted water, but I boil those fuckers for 20+ minutes then drain the hot water and turn the cold water on them.

What is it with you runny yolk people?   Yak

The increasing temperature as the water reaches boiling point and allowing them to cool cooks them thoroughly...more science, bitches...

After I actually read it, it made sense.  At first I just saw boil for 1 min. because my prejudice kicked in.  Facepalm
(10-04-2018, 11:16 PM)Road Glide Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-04-2018, 11:07 PM)Octopus Prime Wrote: [ -> ]Put the eggs in cold water, then bring to a boil. Boil for one minute and cut the heat off...allow to cool in cold water.  Peels like a champ and perfectly boiled. We gather eggs every day and never have a problem...

Boil for one minute?!

No thanks, I detest a runny or soft yolk.

I always start the eggs off in cold salted water, but I boil those fuckers for 20+ minutes then drain the hot water and turn the cold water on them.

What is it with you runny yolk people?   Yak

Not runny...promise. Perfectly cooked.
My dogs and cats get em too, because I slam the motherfuckers into the wall, floor, and the sliding door when they won't peel. I don't even care that I make a huge mess to clean up, it makes me feel a lot better destroying them.
(10-04-2018, 11:18 PM)Octopus Prime Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-04-2018, 11:16 PM)Road Glide Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-04-2018, 11:07 PM)Octopus Prime Wrote: [ -> ]Put the eggs in cold water, then bring to a boil. Boil for one minute and cut the heat off...allow to cool in cold water.  Peels like a champ and perfectly boiled. We gather eggs every day and never have a problem...

Boil for one minute?!

No thanks, I detest a runny or soft yolk.

I always start the eggs off in cold salted water, but I boil those fuckers for 20+ minutes then drain the hot water and turn the cold water on them.

What is it with you runny yolk people?   Yak

The increasing temperature as the water reaches boiling point and allowing them to cool cooks them thoroughly, the yolk is not runny. Can't make deviled eggs with runnyyolks....more science, bitches...

Yeah3
(10-04-2018, 10:52 PM)Road Glide Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-04-2018, 10:45 PM)Munchaab Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-04-2018, 10:39 PM)Road Glide Wrote: [ -> ]That's right, fuck eggs!  Especially the fresh ones.

Went to the store today and purchased three dozen Egglands Best eggs and boiled them because I needed to make 40 + deviled eggs tonight.  Half of those bastards didn't peel worth a shit and there is no way I'm sending deviled eggs that look like a fucking amateur made them to my ole ladies work. So the dogs had a great dinner tonight.

I didn't fall of the turnip wagon yesterday and know that fresh eggs when boiled are a bitch to peel, so I said fuck it I bet Dollar General get's the left over older eggs.  Off to Dollar General I go to buy more eggs.  Sure enough every one of those Dollar General eggs peeled like a champ.

Did I mention fuck eggs?

Anyhow, deviled eggs are made and I must say they taste pretty damn good.

First world problems.....   Lmao




Oh... and fuck fresh eggs.  Did I say that already?

Did you drop the hot eggs in chilled water for a minute before attempting to peel?

I always pull them off the stove, drain the hot water and turn the cold water on them.  I read somewhere if you put some vinegar in the water it helps when you peel them... That's bullshit, fresh eggs still peel just as bad, vinegar or not.

Did I mention I hate eggs?

Vinegar in the water keeps cracked shells from leaking. Nothing to do with pealing. After a day in the fridge, most all eggs I've bought peal fine. They need to shrink from the shell a bit.
(10-04-2018, 11:21 PM)CatBird Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-04-2018, 10:47 PM)Highlander Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-04-2018, 10:39 PM)Road Glide Wrote: [ -> ]That's right, fuck eggs!  Especially the fresh ones.

Went to the store today and purchased three dozen Egglands Best eggs and boiled them because I needed to make 40 + deviled eggs tonight.  Half of those bastards didn't peel worth a shit and there is no way I'm sending deviled eggs that look like a fucking amateur made them to my ole ladies work. So the dogs had a great dinner tonight.

I didn't fall of the turnip wagon yesterday and know that fresh eggs when boiled are a bitch to peel, so I said fuck it I bet Dollar General get's the left over older eggs.  Off to Dollar General I go to buy more eggs.  Sure enough every one of those Dollar General eggs peeled like a champ.

Did I mention fuck eggs?

Anyhow, deviled eggs are made and I must say they taste pretty damn good.

First world problems.....   Lmao




Oh... and fuck fresh eggs.  Did I say that already?

I eat 3-6 eggs every day...I buy Egglands best also. Theyre awesome...SCRAMBLED...but you are right...You cant peel the hard boiled eggs without taking chunks out of the damn things.

Thought it was just me.

Chuckle

Your farts must be pretty ripe....   Scream1  Anon

ummm I think buying them a week or so prior, having them at room temperature prior to boiling them is best for peeling.

Lucky dogs!  I woulda made a egg salad with mayo, and curry to have on a sandwich, then I too can tootie-frootie and smell like Highlander  Chuckle

They are. Especially when i drink a 6 of molson ice that night.
(10-04-2018, 10:55 PM)That One Wrote: [ -> ]Old eggs peel better too.   Yeah3

Absolutely. Eggsellent suggestion.
(10-04-2018, 11:24 PM)Debauchery Wrote: [ -> ]My dogs and cats get em too, because I slam the motherfuckers into the wall, floor, and the sliding door when they won't peel. I don't even care that I make a huge mess to clean up, it makes me feel a lot better destroying them.

Gawd damn Deb, you sound like me.

Say it with me.... Fuck Eggs.

This made me laugh because I chunked a few of those non-peeling bastards at the dogs tonight.

Got an ass chewing by the woman then I had to remind her the only reason I'm doing this bullshit is for her, then I chucked a shitty peeled egg at her.

I'm in the dog house right now. Lmao
So....how do you like YOUR eggs in the morning?
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