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I love eggs! Fresh eggs don’t peel worth a dang though....

I buy eggs and put them in the back of my garage fridge for a month or two before boiling.

John
(11-22-2018, 01:36 AM)Konaexpress Wrote: [ -> ]I love eggs! Fresh eggs don’t peel worth a dang though....

I buy eggs and put them in the back of my garage fridge for a month or two before boiling.

John

Give up the crack.. you people..

Drinks
Eggs. hashbrowns, bacon, toast...I'd take that over a traditional Thanksgiving meal ;)
(11-22-2018, 01:51 AM)Catch Wrote: [ -> ]Eggs. hashbrowns, bacon, toast...I'd take that over a traditional Thanksgiving meal ;)

Me too man, me too. Toss in some sausage links, peppered cream gravy, hot coffee and I'm content. I just can't eat like I used too, a big feast is a waste on me.

The older I get the more I appreciate and want the simpler things.

Guest

(11-22-2018, 01:58 AM)Road Glide Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-22-2018, 01:51 AM)Catch Wrote: [ -> ]Eggs. hashbrowns, bacon, toast...I'd take that over a traditional Thanksgiving meal ;)

Me too man, me too.  Toss in some sausage links, peppered cream gravy, hot coffee and I'm content.  I just can't eat like I used too, a big feast is a waste on me.

The older I get the more I appreciate and want the simpler things.

Don't forget the biscuits with red eye gravy and livermush... Yeah3
(11-22-2018, 12:18 AM)phxsparks Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-21-2018, 11:52 PM)bigD111 Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-21-2018, 11:29 PM)phxsparks Wrote: [ -> ]Oh Wow!  Do eggs not agree with your digestive system??

I don't know. One time on a dare,I tried to eat a hard boiled egg, but, I couldn't!  I have tried scrambled too, even soaked in syrup,  gag me!

Hey if you don't like a particular food, then that is just how it is.  No one ever said that we all have to eat the same thing.  I have all sorts of dislikes when it comes to food.

I will not eat lamb, mutton etc.  I will not eat sushi.  I will not eat liver and onions.  I will not eat carp prepared in Any manner.

I do not do octopus or other disgusting things like that.

The Chinese can have my portions of the mystery meat.        Yeah

Mark Twain said eat whatever you like and let the food sort it out once its in your tummy.

Yeah.. what he said ^^^^^
Teen Titans.

Go.

Boop your nose

Tap the fat end of each egg on the counter, cracking the shell. Then boil. Works like a charm! Easy peeling.

I wont boil fresh eggs without smacking them on the counter first.
Older eggs peel out like nothing. Barely have to run them under the cold tap.

An older Ukrainian farm lady showed me that simple trick. Ever thankful!

A very small amount of water gets in the hairline cracks while boiling and helps seperate the shell membrain from the albumin. One wants to hit the fat end...the end with the air pocket.

Even if you occasionally get a small amount of albumin leakage (sometimes from a larger crack), can just trim it off later.

Can peel at leisure too. They can stay in their shells in the fridge and still be peeled pretty easily.
fuckyeah
I love eggs...and chickens... Chuckle
(10-04-2018, 10:39 PM)Road Glide Wrote: [ -> ]That's right, fuck eggs!  Especially the fresh ones.

Went to the store today and purchased three dozen Egglands Best eggs and boiled them because I needed to make 40 + deviled eggs tonight.  Half of those bastards didn't peel worth a shit and there is no way I'm sending deviled eggs that look like a fucking amateur made them to my ole ladies work. So the dogs had a great dinner tonight.

I didn't fall of the turnip wagon yesterday and know that fresh eggs when boiled are a bitch to peel, so I said fuck it I bet Dollar General get's the left over older eggs.  Off to Dollar General I go to buy more eggs.  Sure enough every one of those Dollar General eggs peeled like a champ.

Did I mention fuck eggs?

Anyhow, deviled eggs are made and I must say they taste pretty damn good.

First world problems.....   Lmao




Oh... and fuck fresh eggs.  Did I say that already?

Lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRVEAYsWA5E
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