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What did eggs ever do to you!? Chuckle
(11-21-2018, 11:19 PM)bigD111 Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-21-2018, 11:17 PM)phxsparks Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-04-2018, 10:39 PM)Road Glide Wrote: [ -> ]That's right, fuck eggs!  Especially the fresh ones.

Went to the store today and purchased three dozen Egglands Best eggs and boiled them because I needed to make 40 + deviled eggs tonight.  Half of those bastards didn't peel worth a shit and there is no way I'm sending deviled eggs that look like a fucking amateur made them to my ole ladies work. So the dogs had a great dinner tonight.

I didn't fall of the turnip wagon yesterday and know that fresh eggs when boiled are a bitch to peel, so I said fuck it I bet Dollar General get's the left over older eggs.  Off to Dollar General I go to buy more eggs.  Sure enough every one of those Dollar General eggs peeled like a champ.

Did I mention fuck eggs?

Anyhow, deviled eggs are made and I must say they taste pretty damn good.

First world problems.....   Lmao




Oh... and fuck fresh eggs.  Did I say that already?

I do like chicken eggs in almost every form they can be eaten in.  Over medium, sauteed in butter is my favorite.  Sticky yolks mopped up with sour dough toast and lots of real butter.  Throw in a couple of thick slices of bacon which is smoked pork belly and some hash browns.

Good eats!!!

Everything but the eggs, I can't eat them!  Scratchinghead

Oh Wow! Do eggs not agree with your digestive system??
(11-21-2018, 11:30 PM)Twaddle Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-21-2018, 10:55 PM)Road Glide Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-21-2018, 10:33 PM)Twaddle Wrote: [ -> ]Yes, it's opposite day. Buy frigging organic already.

I have access to plenty of organic fresh eggs. My dad has 40+ chickens laying eggs, I have access to some of the freshest eggs straight out of the chicken.  This isn't about where the eggs come from. it's about fresh eggs don't peel worth a shit, the older eggs for some reason do.  The experiment I did today was put Egg Lands best up against the generic eggs,  Egg Lands best peeled terribly just like fresh eggs do, the generic peeled the best which tells me they are not as fresh.  All boiled the same way.

Another words, Egg Lands best eggs appear to be fresher than the generic eggs.

Sheesh...

I got your point
Buy those things where you can boil the eggs outside of the shell..

Good.

As for your suggestion.. I have some egglets.  They suck and are a pain in the ass. Not a viable solution for making deviled eggs.


[Image: egglets.jpg]
(11-21-2018, 11:25 PM)Road Glide Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-21-2018, 11:19 PM)bigD111 Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-21-2018, 11:17 PM)phxsparks Wrote: [ -> ]I do like chicken eggs in almost every form they can be eaten in.  Over medium, sauteed in butter is my favorite.  Sticky yolks mopped up with sour dough toast and lots of real butter.  Throw in a couple of thick slices of bacon which is smoked pork belly and some hash browns.

Good eats!!!

Everything but the eggs, I can't eat them!  Scratchinghead

I kind of understand where you are coming from, eggs are not my favorite either but I do eat them.  Can you explain why you have such a hate for eggs?  Is it the taste?

I'm picky with how I'll eat eggs, can't do the runny yolk thing and they have to be scrambled well.  Soft boiled eggs are a no go as well.  I can't do anything runny when it comes to eating an egg.

I did not learn to eat eggs with gooey yolks until I was almost 50 years old. I met this woman who cooked for me and she encouraged me to eat them this way. With buttered toast to mop up the gooey yolks. I learned to love eggs this way.

The other way is scrambled. If you are going to mess with the eggs just scramble them.

Chuckle
(11-21-2018, 11:38 PM)Road Glide Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-21-2018, 11:30 PM)Twaddle Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-21-2018, 10:55 PM)Road Glide Wrote: [ -> ]I have access to plenty of organic fresh eggs. My dad has 40+ chickens laying eggs, I have access to some of the freshest eggs straight out of the chicken.  This isn't about where the eggs come from. it's about fresh eggs don't peel worth a shit, the older eggs for some reason do.  The experiment I did today was put Egg Lands best up against the generic eggs,  Egg Lands best peeled terribly just like fresh eggs do, the generic peeled the best which tells me they are not as fresh.  All boiled the same way.

Another words, Egg Lands best eggs appear to be fresher than the generic eggs.

Sheesh...

I got your point
Buy those things where you can boil the eggs outside of the shell..

Good.

As for your suggestion.. I have some egglets.  They suck and are a pain in the ass. Not a viable solution for making deviled eggs.


[Image: egglets.jpg]

When you're boiling those eggletts, drop a couple tablespoons of mayo in the water with them.

Thank me later.
(11-21-2018, 11:42 PM)last one Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-21-2018, 11:38 PM)Road Glide Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-21-2018, 11:30 PM)Twaddle Wrote: [ -> ]I got your point
Buy those things where you can boil the eggs outside of the shell..

Good.

As for your suggestion.. I have some egglets.  They suck and are a pain in the ass. Not a viable solution for making deviled eggs.


[Image: egglets.jpg]

When you're boiling those eggletts, drop a couple tablespoons of mayo in the water with them.  

Thank me later.

LOL!!!

Fuck... LOL!!

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(11-21-2018, 11:25 PM)Road Glide Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-21-2018, 11:19 PM)bigD111 Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-21-2018, 11:17 PM)phxsparks Wrote: [ -> ]I do like chicken eggs in almost every form they can be eaten in.  Over medium, sauteed in butter is my favorite.  Sticky yolks mopped up with sour dough toast and lots of real butter.  Throw in a couple of thick slices of bacon which is smoked pork belly and some hash browns.

Good eats!!!

Everything but the eggs, I can't eat them!  Scratchinghead

I kind of understand where you are coming from, eggs are not my favorite either but I do eat them.  Can you explain why you have such a hate for eggs?  Is it the taste?

I'm picky with how I'll eat eggs, can't do the runny yolk thing and they have to be scrambled well.  Soft boiled eggs are a no go as well.  I can't do anything runny when it comes to eating an egg.

You ever eats boiled sheep's eyeballs?

Pretty much the same thing.

Yum... aqueous humor.
(11-21-2018, 11:29 PM)phxsparks Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-21-2018, 11:19 PM)bigD111 Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-21-2018, 11:17 PM)phxsparks Wrote: [ -> ]I do like chicken eggs in almost every form they can be eaten in.  Over medium, sauteed in butter is my favorite.  Sticky yolks mopped up with sour dough toast and lots of real butter.  Throw in a couple of thick slices of bacon which is smoked pork belly and some hash browns.

Good eats!!!

Everything but the eggs, I can't eat them!  Scratchinghead

Oh Wow!  Do eggs not agree with your digestive system??

I don't know. One time on a dare,I tried to eat a hard boiled egg, but, I couldn't! I have tried scrambled too, even soaked in syrup, gag me!

Guest

(11-21-2018, 11:40 PM)phxsparks Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-21-2018, 11:25 PM)Road Glide Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-21-2018, 11:19 PM)bigD111 Wrote: [ -> ]Everything but the eggs, I can't eat them!  Scratchinghead

I kind of understand where you are coming from, eggs are not my favorite either but I do eat them.  Can you explain why you have such a hate for eggs?  Is it the taste?

I'm picky with how I'll eat eggs, can't do the runny yolk thing and they have to be scrambled well.  Soft boiled eggs are a no go as well.  I can't do anything runny when it comes to eating an egg.

I did not learn to eat eggs with gooey yolks until I was almost 50 years old.  I met this woman who cooked for me and she encouraged me to eat them this way.  With buttered toast to mop up the gooey yolks.  I learned to love eggs this way.

The other way is scrambled.  If you are going to mess with the eggs just scramble them.

Chuckle

My granny used to make me something she called a 'sop egg'...two pieces of buttered toast for the base, two nice runny yoke fried eggs, and four pieces of bacon crumbled on top...talk about tasty!!!
Watching her in the kitchen when I was young is where I learned the most about cooking just about everything...
(11-21-2018, 11:38 PM)Road Glide Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-21-2018, 11:30 PM)Twaddle Wrote: [ -> ]
(11-21-2018, 10:55 PM)Road Glide Wrote: [ -> ]I have access to plenty of organic fresh eggs. My dad has 40+ chickens laying eggs, I have access to some of the freshest eggs straight out of the chicken.  This isn't about where the eggs come from. it's about fresh eggs don't peel worth a shit, the older eggs for some reason do.  The experiment I did today was put Egg Lands best up against the generic eggs,  Egg Lands best peeled terribly just like fresh eggs do, the generic peeled the best which tells me they are not as fresh.  All boiled the same way.

Another words, Egg Lands best eggs appear to be fresher than the generic eggs.

Sheesh...

I got your point
Buy those things where you can boil the eggs outside of the shell..

Good.

As for your suggestion.. I have some egglets.  They suck and are a pain in the ass. Not a viable solution for making deviled eggs.


[Image: egglets.jpg]

Microwave heating does evil things to food. Its not the way that food was intended to be warmed. Avoid it at all costs. I'm weak because I will occasionally do a green chili burrito from Quick Trip. That is a convenience store and gas station. If you are starving and needing calories so you can see straight.... QT is the solution to that.

Other than that...... Hiding3
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