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and my dear wife(hereinafter referred to as DW) would make a good judge.

Here is the transcript from tonight's drunk shaving. To wit:

DW: Why have you been in there so long?
Me: I cut the hell out of myself shaving.
DW: Again?
Me: Yes, goddammit, again.
Me: Come look at it.
DW: It won't do any good to look at it.
Me: I'm bleeding like a stuck hog.
DW: You'll live.
Me: Just look at it.
DW: STFU, me and the cat are trying to get some sleep.
Me: (under my breath) fuck you.
DW: I heard that.

Road Glide

(07-19-2018, 11:35 PM)last one Wrote: [ -> ]and my dear wife(hereinafter referred to as DW) would make a good judge.

Here is the transcript from tonight's drunk shaving.  To wit:

DW:  Why have you been in there so long?
Me:  I cut the hell out of myself shaving.
DW:  Again?
Me:  Yes, goddammit, again.
Me:  Come look at it.
DW:  It won't do any good to look at it.
Me:  I'm bleeding like a stuck hog.
DW:  You'll live.
Me:  Just look at it.
DW:  STFU, me and the cat are trying to get some sleep.
Me: (under my breath) fuck you.
DW:  I heard that.

Jptdknpa

You should invest in a Epilady. Lmao
(07-19-2018, 11:35 PM)last one Wrote: [ -> ]and my dear wife(hereinafter referred to as DW) would make a good judge.

Here is the transcript from tonight's drunk shaving.  To wit:

DW:  Why have you been in there so long?
Me:  I cut the hell out of myself shaving.
DW:  Again?
Me:  Yes, goddammit, again.
Me:  Come look at it.
DW:  It won't do any good to look at it.
Me:  I'm bleeding like a stuck hog.
DW:  You'll live.
Me:  Just look at it.
DW:  STFU, me and the cat are trying to get some sleep.
Me: (under my breath) fuck you.
DW:  I heard that.

You've done this before. I asked if you needed me to come practice my sewing skills on you. I think it's time you resorted to waxing.
do you shave their heads or whole bodies or what?

i would think you'd need their consent.
(07-19-2018, 11:52 PM)Kraut the Rebel Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-19-2018, 11:35 PM)last one Wrote: [ -> ]and my dear wife(hereinafter referred to as DW) would make a good judge.

Here is the transcript from tonight's drunk shaving.  To wit:

DW:  Why have you been in there so long?
Me:  I cut the hell out of myself shaving.
DW:  Again?
Me:  Yes, goddammit, again.
Me:  Come look at it.
DW:  It won't do any good to look at it.
Me:  I'm bleeding like a stuck hog.
DW:  You'll live.
Me:  Just look at it.
DW:  STFU, me and the cat are trying to get some sleep.
Me: (under my breath) fuck you.
DW:  I heard that.

You've done this before. I asked if you needed me to come practice my sewing skills on you. I think it's time you resorted to waxing.

I think it happens when my knife blade gets dull. The drinking part of it is probably just a coincidence.
(07-19-2018, 11:55 PM)last one Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-19-2018, 11:52 PM)Kraut the Rebel Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-19-2018, 11:35 PM)last one Wrote: [ -> ]and my dear wife(hereinafter referred to as DW) would make a good judge.

Here is the transcript from tonight's drunk shaving.  To wit:

DW:  Why have you been in there so long?
Me:  I cut the hell out of myself shaving.
DW:  Again?
Me:  Yes, goddammit, again.
Me:  Come look at it.
DW:  It won't do any good to look at it.
Me:  I'm bleeding like a stuck hog.
DW:  You'll live.
Me:  Just look at it.
DW:  STFU, me and the cat are trying to get some sleep.
Me: (under my breath) fuck you.
DW:  I heard that.

You've done this before. I asked if you needed me to come practice my sewing skills on you. I think it's time you resorted to waxing.

I think it happens when my knife blade gets dull.  The drinking part of it is probably just a coincidence.

Put one down, your booze or your knife. My needles and thread are waiting, if needed. Frankenstein never had it so good.

Road Glide

(07-19-2018, 11:55 PM)last one Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-19-2018, 11:52 PM)Kraut the Rebel Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-19-2018, 11:35 PM)last one Wrote: [ -> ]and my dear wife(hereinafter referred to as DW) would make a good judge.

Here is the transcript from tonight's drunk shaving.  To wit:

DW:  Why have you been in there so long?
Me:  I cut the hell out of myself shaving.
DW:  Again?
Me:  Yes, goddammit, again.
Me:  Come look at it.
DW:  It won't do any good to look at it.
Me:  I'm bleeding like a stuck hog.
DW:  You'll live.
Me:  Just look at it.
DW:  STFU, me and the cat are trying to get some sleep.
Me: (under my breath) fuck you.
DW:  I heard that.

You've done this before. I asked if you needed me to come practice my sewing skills on you. I think it's time you resorted to waxing.

I think it happens when my knife blade gets dull.  The drinking part of it is probably just a coincidence.


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(07-19-2018, 11:59 PM)Kraut the Rebel Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-19-2018, 11:55 PM)last one Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-19-2018, 11:52 PM)Kraut the Rebel Wrote: [ -> ]You've done this before. I asked if you needed me to come practice my sewing skills on you. I think it's time you resorted to waxing.

I think it happens when my knife blade gets dull.  The drinking part of it is probably just a coincidence.

Put one down, your booze or your knife. My needles and thread are waiting, if needed. Frankenstein never had it so good.

A custom stitched scar on my head would be really nice.
(07-19-2018, 11:54 PM)Hugh Manatee Wrote: [ -> ]do you shave their heads or whole bodies or what?

i would think you'd need their consent.

No, no, no. You would shave yourself in Olympic Drunk Shaving.

It would be a timed event. Quickest time added to the least amount of blood lost would be the winner.


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