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So I invited him in, gave him tea and biscuits and said to him,

"So, what's this Jehovah's Witness thing all about then?"



"I haven't got a f**king clue" He replied. "I've never got this far before!"

Guest

As long as Jehovah's are knocking on your door you know that you are living in an ok neighbourhood. When they no longer come round then it is time to sell up and move.

I am always polite and take their leaflets.
(04-09-2018, 04:54 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]As long as Jehovah's are knocking on your door you know that you are living in an ok neighbourhood. When they no longer come round then it is time to sell up and move.

I am always polite and take their leaflets.

If you take the leaflets they mark you for a return visit. They are not the what they seem. They are members of a failed doomsday cult that breaks up families, harbors pedophiles and murders children by withholding blood transfusions.
(04-09-2018, 01:57 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]So I invited him in, gave him tea and biscuits and said to him,

"So, what's this Jehovah's Witness thing all about then?"



"I haven't got a f**king clue" He replied. "I've never got this far before!"

You should have told them that your favorite porn-star is Sarina Valentina.

They'd never bother you again.

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(04-09-2018, 05:31 PM)KillTheCarnage Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-09-2018, 01:57 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]So I invited him in, gave him tea and biscuits and said to him,

"So, what's this Jehovah's Witness thing all about then?"



"I haven't got a f**king clue" He replied. "I've never got this far before!"

You should have told them that your favorite porn-star is Sarina Valentina.

They'd never bother you again.

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Nice latex!
(04-09-2018, 01:57 PM)Guest Wrote: [ -> ]So I invited him in, gave him tea and biscuits and said to him,

"So, what's this Jehovah's Witness thing all about then?"



"I haven't got a f**king clue" He replied. "I've never got this far before!"

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