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In a discovery while going over Stephen Hawkins notes .  Scientists have made a stunning discovery.  A new type of matter that has never been conceived before . This matter has neither a positive or negative charge. It defies all physics by existing as a void turning right into wrong and wrong into right.

 It seems to settle itself on the coastlines so the interior of the countries are protected.   The substance's name is  liberaltonium  and can lead to cases of Waters on the brain, Clintophilia, Chuckcuckism and severe retardation ( Jon Stewart, Jimmy Kimmel, Pocahontas, The entire cast of SNL are just a few affected this way )!  Rachel Maddow  has been found to be patient zero in  transforming a mutated version called  Maddow spongiform encephalopathy.


Luckily there is a cure to it. It's called reality though it might not always help those afflicted .
(04-01-2018, 01:12 PM)Fallingdown Wrote: [ -> ]In a discovery while going over Stephen Hawkins notes .  Scientists have made a stunning discovery.  A new type of matter that has never been conceived before . This matter has neither a positive or negative charge. It defies all physics by existing as a void turning right into wrong and wrong into right.

 It seems to settle itself on the coastlines so the interior of the countries  are protected.   The substance's name is  liberaltonium  and can lead to cases of Waters on the brain, Clintophilia, Chuckcuckism and  severe retardation ( Jon Stewart, Jimmy Kimmel, Pocahontas, The entire cast of SNL are just a few  affected this way )!  Rachel Maddow  has been found to be patient zero in  transforming a mutated version called  Maddow spongiform encephalopathy.


Luckily there is a cure to it. It's called reality though  it might not always help those afflicted  .

Jptdknpa

Great post for April Fools Day !! Hi5
(04-01-2018, 08:07 PM)Aquarius Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-01-2018, 01:12 PM)Fallingdown Wrote: [ -> ]In a discovery while going over Stephen Hawkins notes .  Scientists have made a stunning discovery.  A new type of matter that has never been conceived before . This matter has neither a positive or negative charge. It defies all physics by existing as a void turning right into wrong and wrong into right.

 It seems to settle itself on the coastlines so the interior of the countries  are protected.   The substance's name is  liberaltonium  and can lead to cases of Waters on the brain, Clintophilia, Chuckcuckism and  severe retardation ( Jon Stewart, Jimmy Kimmel, Pocahontas, The entire cast of SNL are just a few  affected this way )!  Rachel Maddow  has been found to be patient zero in  transforming a mutated version called  Maddow spongiform encephalopathy.


Luckily there is a cure to it. It's called reality though  it might not always help those afflicted  .

Jptdknpa

Great post for April Fools Day !! Hi5

I kind of feel bad. This is usually my favorite day. I fill the first page up with practical jokes . I was lazy this year and didn't study up.

~mc~

Lmao
He should have spoken up.
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